MistressOnoma

Yes, once upon a time, I made up my mind.  And I stuck to it. But to what did I make this decisive decision towards?  Now that is the true question. Did I say, "I'm going to have ten million friends!"? Well, if I did, I failed miserably.  I count one best and maybe seven other more than acquaintences. Did I say, "I'll become an amazing artist!"? Nope.  As the lack of artistic talent and bulk will attest to. Did I say, "I'm going to live!"? Yes... I suppose I did.  I did say that the first moment I screamed when I had been born.  I said that when I almost crashed a car going down a hill when I was four.  I said that when I was hit by an

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Something totally cool, relevent and awesome about: Jack's Lament (go to bottom if you know it by heart) There are few who deny At what I do I am the best For my talents are reknowned far and wide When it comes to suprises in the moonlit night I excel without ever even trying With the slightest little effort of my Ghostlike charms I have seen grown men give out a shriek With the wave of my hand and a well-placed moan I have swept the very bravest off their feet. Yet, year after year it's the same routine And I grow so weary of the sound of screams And I, Jack, The Pumpkin King Have grown so tired of the same old thing... Oh so